Disclaimer
The purpose of the subDominants website is to entertain open-minded individuals everywhere with our slightly twisted but extremely sexy approach to music.
Although the subDominants website does not contain pornographic materials, readers should be aware that some images can and do take on adult themes and may not be suitable for children younger than 18, (unless they happen to be especially gifted).
Sex and sarcasm are used extensively throughout this website. Although most Americans are generally inexperienced in these relatively European advances in civilization, medical studies have shown that prudish behavior or 'frigiditus', (as it is also known), can often be overcome when the patient is subjected to prolonged exposure to such images, (preferably on a daily basis).
Electroshock treatment is necessary in a few stubborn cases, however. Sadly to say, there are a some very rare cases where all attempts of rehabilitation fail. If after seeking psychiatric treatment you still find the beautiful images in the subDominants website offensive, (rather than erotic), you may want to try sprinkling some extra starch in your underwear. Perhaps it will help to put a little lead in your pencil.
Remember, if in doubt, ask your doctor, whether the subDominants website is right for you.
Bono & U2 - special disclaimer
Oh. By the way, all that stuff we said about U2 and Bono was completely made up. Not a word of it was true. We made the whole thing up. (Including all that stuff about our current world tour, and that bit about the future Tonight Show appearance. (By law, we probably have to tell you we fabricated the whole story - just in case you are too thick to work it out for yourself!) Cheers, anyway! (Back)
"The Garden" - special disclaimer
When "The Garden" is mentioned in New York City, many people automatically assume that this means Madison Square Garden, the world most famous arena. However, when we mention "The Garden", we mean the back garden of 'guitar dr.' Stuart Donnelly's apartment. (Hopefully, everyone who read the article realized that but we thought we would make it a little clearer just in case you are really gullible!) Cheers, anyway! (Back)
Endorsements (or lack of them)
The material used in the subDominants website is provided for personal, non-commercial, humorous, and semi-educational purposes only and does not constitute a recommendation or endorsement with respect to any company or product.
The subDominants website makes no representations and specifically disclaims all warranties, express, implied or statutory, regarding the accuracy, timeliness, completeness, merchantability or fitness for any particular purpose of any material contained at subdominants.com.
Copyright and Trademark Information
© 2006 The subDominants name and logo are registered trademark. All original music and video clips are copyrighted to the subDominants and must not be used without their specific written consent. All rights reserved. All original articles, images and sound bytes used within this site are the intellectual property of the subDominants.
Procedure for Making Claims of Copyright Infringement:
The subDominants respect the intellectual property of others. If you believe that your copyrighted work has been accidentally copied and is accessible on this site in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please contact us and we will be happy to remove the item in question.
You may notify us by providing our copyright agent with the following information.
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the signature (electronic or physical) of the owner of the copyright or the person authorized to act on the owner's behalf
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a description of the copyrighted work and a description of the infringing activity
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the location where the copyrighted work exists (the original or an authorized copy)
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identification of the URL or other location on this site where the material that you claim is infringing is located
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your name, address, telephone number and email address
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a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law
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a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that all of the information in your notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or are authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf .
By email: copyright@subdominants.com
