Why does it always happen to the best of bands? First the Beatles split up; then Led Zeppelin were cut off in their prime; then the Sex Pistols bit the dust; and finally... the subDominants announced they were calling it a day!

Yes folks, after an all-too-brief time in the spotlight, the subDominants dismayed fans and music critics alike by reluctantly announcing their decision to go their separate ways.

Fans broke down and wept openly as the news spread through the music community across the globe. "It's just not fair!", one distraught fan told our reporter. "They were all so young!"

"They had so much more to give to the world", wailed another.

"The only other band of this caliber that we have left on the scene is Radiohead", one Rolling Stone reporter was overheard to say.